I'm one of them now. I'm offended by:
• Mondays
• Salads
• People offering me candy without saying it's diet
• Nintendo's lack of Metroid
• My own art skills
• Skype and its cancer
• Photoshop and its glitches
• School
• Tofu
...and much, much more.

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