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We're Gonna Need More Toothpaste by Whyte Yote

We're Gonna Need More Toothpaste

Whyte Yote

Every summer, in the small town of Gilroy, CA, there is the Gilroy Garlic Festival.

This thing is humongous, drawing people from all over, just for some nicely-flavored cloves. There's also the Stockton Asparagus Festival, but having been to the two, I like garlic better. Plus is doesn't make my pee smell for a day after.

They have garlic wine there. They have garlic ice cream which, combined with pecan praline, is pretty damn delectable. Also, garlic fries with lobster salad. Yum!

After a full day (and probably 5000 calories) we left satisfied, and with horrible breath.

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Art is hobbpanda

Hector is whyteyote

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