I've been leveling my archaeology in WoW recently and I am

a) impressed with my ability to piece things together

b) amazed with my ability to make dresses out of rocks

Seriously, I can apparently make [Queen Azshara's Dressing Gown] out something that looks like this: http://www.wowpedia.org/images/6/61/Trade\_archaeology\_highborne\_artifactfragment.png

That is NOT a fabric.

Plus, I threw in a reference to the South Park 'Underpants Gnomes' for fun.