"Attention all residents of Zeta-Phi. There have been reports of numerous disappearances around the station. There are reports of pirate activity in the sector, which may be related to the disappearances. All residents are advised to return to their quarters until further notice, and to avoid traveling alone through the corridors. If any resident discovers an abandoned pair of shoes, please report the find to station security. That is all."

Commission for corfide in his hunting getup. Armed with a nonlethal weapon capable of trapping its target in a thick, rubbery ball, he's abducting innocent colonist for some nefarious plan. Something tells me it will involve lots of muffled laughter. Just a hunch.

The victims:
drpepper12's lizard, Drixx
Strata's husky
vir-no-vigoratus's resident corgi