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Research Purposes by Vir-no-Vigoratus

Research Purposes

Vir-no-Vigoratus

It seemed like such an easy way to make some quick cash. Participate in a local medical study! Meals and board will be provided, along with a handsome compensation package for your participation in the study. But you know what they say: if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is. They ALSO say that laughter is the best medicine, and the chief scientist behind this study is out to prove it!

Once the volunteers are all secured in identifying straitjackets and strapped down to padded chairs, hours upon hours of 'test data' must then be recorded. This data will consist of the full vocal range of laughter from each volunteer. It must be uncorrupted and pure, which means free of any unwarranted whimpering, begging, or pleading to the testing to stop. As such, the data might need to be recorded several times over, to the doctor's satisfaction.

Volunteers must then remain on call as the data is compiled and sent to nearby medical centers for testing. Should the data collected from any volunteer show promise, more data will be gathered from those volunteers for further testing!

saiandthefamilyscone watches on, having just finished his own rigorous testing period and hopes that nothing spoils the audio, which would mean another few hours of testing he'd have to endure
straitfox is currently undergoing his own testing, and is trying very hard to not say anything that would disrupt the feed, like 'please' or 'stop'
megacycle meanwhile is fulfilling the role of tester, and is participating in this study for purely scientific reasons, I assure you

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