Commission for EGKangaroo of FA

This is why you shouldn't boast about how much better you are at a video game than your friends.
They might end up making you PROVE that you can beat their best time in Double Dash with both hands tied behind your back.
Or wrapped around your torso, in this case.

To make matters worse, each time Joey here loses, something else gets locked on, making his chance for victory all the more slim.
He's probably going to be at it for a long while...

4 hours of work