One of the more common magical afflictions most wizards encounter. Analog to the common cold. Symptoms include innards and skeleton evaporating, skin transforming to a stretchy glossy substance known as polyvinylrubberpvcstretchuthene, and growth of handles and air nozzles. Afflicted tend to experience air canister or, in more extreme cases, helium cravings. Symptoms tend to last a few days to a few months depending on natural curse resistance and individual curse removal skills.