Oof, just when I thought it was okay to relax after the Polar Cola incident, I happen myself onto some that old cursed Scottish cream that I used on some leftover Christmas pudding pudding! No I guess I'm stuck as this floofy-looking highland bull! But, hey, don't be mistaken; it ain't floof, it's fat! I can tell because this armchair is creaking like a shipwreck! Well, I guess all I can do is wait for it wear off while staving off this bovine appetite because man am I craving for some fresh grass right now!

This was me just throwing various techniques to see what would stick! Comment below what stuff has stuck well! Happy (late) New Year!