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Let there exist a man $J$.
$K$ denotes the depicted man.
In the middle of an arbitrary night, as $J$ walks down an arbitrary street and nears a power substation, $K$ appears from behind a bush and slowly approaches $J$.
Whilst $J$ appears rather surprised and unnerved, $K$ opens $K$'s coat and speaks the following words: "Hey, kid... want some free software?"
Determining whether or not $J$ "takes up" $K$'s offer is left as an exercise for the reader.

Another dumb joke is revealed! In this case, the joke takes the form of a drawing which is called "HOLLYWOODFREAKSONTHEHOLLYWOODSCENE".

In addition to being a dumb joke, this drawing is VARIK's first real attempt to draw fabric.

The "7.0" disc is an OpenBSD installation disc, and the "13" disc is a FreeBSD installation disc. As of the publishing of this drawing, 7.0 and 13.0 are the most recent versions of OpenBSD and FreeBSD, respectively.
The reader can assume that the contents of the pockets of the coat are specifications and compilers of the programming languages whose "logos" are mentioned. "[L]ogos" is written in inverted commas because one such "logo" is not an established logo but is a recognisable feature of the programming language which this "logo" represents.
Whilst conceptualising this drawing, VARIK intends to mention a relatively great number of softwares. However, there exists an idea such that this idea does not immediately come to fruition. A "deluxe" version of this drawing may eventually be created.

As ever, criticism regarding this drawing is appreciated.

This drawing is drawn using GIMP.
This description is written using ed(1).

la .lojban.

.ni'o le ctemidju cu tcika le nu lo prenu goi ko'a cadzu lo klaji\sds .ije ko'a jibni lo dikca fatri dinju .ije le prenu poi se viska lo tcidu ku'o goi ko'e klama ko'a lo cmatricu
.i ko'a simlu le ka selspaji\sds .ije ko'e tcuskuue lu doi le verba .i xu do djica lo fingubni proga li'u
.i le tcidu cu kakne le nu jivbi'o le du'u fitytu'i gi'a na fitytu'i

.ni'o gubgau le bebna selxamsku

.ni'o ti poi pixra cu bebna selxamsku gi'e pamoi jetnu ju'anai bo troci be le nu la .varik. terxra lo bukpu

.ni'o le cukmirvelvei poi se tcita zoi gy. 7.0 .gy cu cukmirvelvei la'o gy. OpenBSD .gy .i le cukmirvelvei poi se tcita zoi gy. 13 .gy cukmirvelvei la'o gy. FreeBSD .gy

.ni'o la .varik. djica le nu le pixra cu sitna le ziljmina proga kei ca'o le nu la .varik. zbasu fo'a .i da poi sidbo zo'u da na temsepcau mulno pe'a

.ni'o le tcidu cu sruma le du'u le daski cu vasru le papri poi krati pe'a lo te samrkompli po le sambau poi se pilno la .varik.

.ni'o le nu la .varik. djica le nu le pixra cu sitna le ziljmina proga cu cabna le nu la .varik. zbasu fo'a .i ku'i da poi sidbo zo'u da na temsepcau mulno pe'a

.ni'o lo nu cfilyfacki cu roroi zanvi'e

.ni'o pilno la'o gy. GIMP .gy le nu zbasu ti poi pixra

.ni'o pilno la'o gy. ed(1) .gy le nu ciska dei