"DUUUUUUDE! POGS are the most RADICAL thing EEEVVVAAAAR! They're like...coins made out of CARDBOARD only they just have a picture on ONE SIIIIDE! And every picture says something different! Like...POISON! And...PURE POISON! And...DRUG POISON! And...DEATH POISON! And some of them even have LEAD in them, so they're ACTUALLY POISONOOOOUUUS! And you can do all sorts of things with them! Like...collect them! And...stack them! And...knock the stacks over and stack them agaaaain! ...Wait why did we even used to like these things, anyway...? :/"