****A poem about furries****

Cuddles are one thing,

snuggles are better

barking at postmen and eating their letters.

Arfing and marfing,

and endless laughing

it's kind of like Christmas, only with ten times more barking.

Pouncing everything,

glomping for all

"Hey man nice tail!"

"I know right.. HOLY SHIT A BALL!"

From kitties to hyenas

mostly all meat eaters..

taking fluff to the next level, now with more squeakers!

Big ears small ears,

leashes and chains,

chew toys for starters and humans for mains.

Some of them biters,

others are nippers,

Some are sneaky with conveniently placed zippers.

A swish of a tail and a rave here and there,

a mass of fluff and snuggles, to give the neighbours a scare.

Canines are noisy, kitties scratch doors

bunnies are awesome, ..oh look... a fox on all fours..

In the end of the day it's all harmless fun,

but it simply wouldn't be furry to not end with a pun,

But lets be mature and set a message for all..

.. Nahh never mind fuck it

lets yiff until dawn.

Tyke~