"I'm here to kick ass and eat Twinkies - and I'm all out of Twinkies."
Mochi being a general badass with kitchen utensils. I feel sorry for the poor sod who's going to have to fend this chubby ball of anger off.
Artwork drawn by a friend
Mochi (c) Truemac
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Now she has to go to the temple of stove and retrieve "the spoon of Power"