"—and go take a shower or something, Greaseball. You’re disgusting."

i suddenly had an idea of like.. a mogwen au where mo is a human and is in that weird ambiguous state between graduating high school and going to college to study religion or philosophy and doesnt really know what to do with his life and never dated and doesnt really connect emotionally to anything and has always been a booksmart weirdo

and Somewhere along the lines he starts dabbling in dark arts and black magic and in the dark of the night he manages to draw a summoning circle and chant some special words and suddenly tadaa gwen the succubus apperates and shes just lik

"you're like 12 what the hell do you want"
"n-nineteen actually"
"whoopty-doo aren't you a fuckin grownup. lookin' for your first time kid?"

and he's just like "this was a horrible idea :-D"