Cat Burglar redux
Pussy cat, that heart you have
I think it once was mine
But you're welcome to keep it
Sweet felonious feline
I'll aid you and abet you
And welcome your trespass
And there's a perfect rhyme here
On which I think I'll pass
Purpetrate your love on me
Commit your purfect crime
Break and enter tenderly
And take your tigerish time
I swear I'll never rat you out
Or throw away the key
I love you, my sweet pussy cat
Please, won't you burgle me?
-- Tonin, March 25, 2015
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Huskyteer
You're really milking those cat puns.