"Yes, I am here to inform your listeners of the dangers of feeding dragons cookies. They're poison to dragonkind and we just can't let them have anything they want when it comes to snack food. And I'm just coming forward to bring full awareness of this horrible condition dragons have. We have to be careful if we want our scaled friends to be with us for a very long time...

You see, my friends, the conspiracy wants to make sure dragons are extinct by putting out cookies and food products that are purposefully bad for them..."

"Let's take some calls..."

Moving to scraps after a while. :)

The things I have to do to bring cookie-poisoning awareness to the world AND bring broccoli to light for dragon health...