A few minutes ago

"Thanks for bringing me here" - said the woman - "Never knew there was such a lovely pier in the town. And the sea during a sunset is so romantic..."

"And that's not the end!" - respond the man - "I have a present for you, this beatiful crystal for a beatiful woman."

Now

"What? What the heck?! What has happened to me? You knew this would happend, didn't you? Hey, hey, hey, I can see you smiling! You did it on purpose!"