"Change Constant prides itself with meeting clients' needs but..." - says the representative - "you are not giving us enough time. Your sky transport won't come until tomorrow"

"Sky transport? I thought you had some planes saved up for people like me, who miss their flights? Isn't that what you advertised?" - asks, as of yet, normal guy - "Can't you do anything else? I really need to get to London today."

"Well, I do have a few emergency tools for situations like this. These are less than ideal but they might do the trick. I'll just have to make you the transport"