I really couldn't fucking resist this one. I had to draw this.

What If?, at least in my opinion, is not that great of a show. It has a very good premise but it's wasted on terrible animation, barebones storytelling, and mainly just not fleshing the whole thing out long enough (like an average episode of a MCU show is somewhere around 40ish minutes but this show is only like 30ish...maybe even 25). I liked the T'Challa becomes Star Lord episode because it was a more fun, lighthearted, and had more charm and soul than any other episode did (especially more than that awful Zombies episode), plus Thanos being the good guy was the showstealer. However, the show dropped its second season and I completely forgot all about it until my mom texted me she was watching with my dad, and it reminded me of when the episode name leak happened one of them was titled "What If...Happy Hogan Saved Christmas". I thought it was the stupidest thing the show has ever done, because who the hell even asked for an episode about basically a yes man for Iron Man and Spider Man saving Christmas? However, I read the Wikipedia plot summary of the episode...and then I looked it up. They actually fucking made Jon Favearu...The Amazing Bulk, and the episode? IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I DON'T GET HOW THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE BUT HERE WE ARE

So that being said, I went ahead and did my own version of Happy Hogan, a 45% brain and 55% brawn who was formerly an agent for Tony Stark, accidentally injected Bruce's blood mixed with adrenaline and energy drinks (done during a private party where Tony and Bruce were drunk with one of them making a dare to do so). Having to spend the rest of his days as "The Freak", Happy is more animated and acts more like a cartoon character gone insane. His expressions, whether happy, angry, or sad, can be compared to the likes of a Tex Avery cartoon or a 90s-early 2010s Xilam cartoon.

dear god that was a lot to say