I almost got kicked out of my parents house.

Me and my rotten scumbag of a "father" have always had a shady relationship, and a lot of it is on me. I have constantly lied, stole, and manipulated my parents so bad they can no longer trust me or believe me. I've been trying to change my ways and live that life off, but Dad refuses to let it go.

Just last week, my parents couldn't find the packs of M&M's they had and accused me of eating them. Although I knew where they were, I didn't touch them knowing they weren't mine. No matter how many times I have tried to explain, Dad wasn't convinced. I got pissed off and started yelling at him for being a complete douchebag and how he only cares about me lying, and he basically replied "tHaT's AlL yOu Do" and because of his low IQ, he resorted to throwing a tantrum, yelling, and beating me up. I was so utterly horrified but also absolutely infuriated that I screamed at him to stop assaulting me. He kept doing it and told me I had 12 hours to get out. I told him I couldn't leave because I didn't have enough money to get a place, but he's a douchebag, so I stomped out of the kitchen where we were arguing, before he kicked me out, and it wasn't until 30 minutes later that after wandering to houses of people I was aware of, Mom found me and took me home. Dad continued his bullshit telling me I'm so "selfish" and made up a truckload of bullshit claims, such as nobody likes me and that I'm fucked or whatever the literal fuck he had in his mind just so he can get his way.

I'm not kidding when I say this, but we are ALL getting tired of his douchebag behavior. Mom wants him to get therapy, but he won't do it because of his narcissistic self. My brothers do not even want to be around him for this. I seriously hope I can get a place of my own before 2022 ends. Fuck my dad.

Character: Jack Cayman
Source: MadWorld/Anarchy Reigns (🤮)