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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS: EASTER ADOPTABLES by TheMrFiggs

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS: EASTER ADOPTABLES

TheMrFiggs

I ran an adoptabes thing for easter on Figgs.deviantart.com. Here are the results!

ADOPTABLES HAVE HATCHED AND ARE READY FOR LOVIN. SHIPMENT COMPLETE

1.TIME HORSE: Belongs to eellie
Time horse claims he possessed time travel powers that activate when he is stabbed or dismembered. We tried stabbing him multiple times but all he does is moan and go “Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Hurt me SO GOOD- wait don’t stop it was almost working that time I promise, guys!

  1. GRENADILLO: Belongs to pansley
    The egg explodes killing everyone within a 5 foot radius. Left in the smokey remains, Grenadillo stand solem. Constantly crying. When asked why he cries, “Life is so fragile… at any minute we could die… Literally. Like if someone even accidentally pulls my ringtail I’m GONNA DIE! I WAS JUST BORN I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!!!” and continues to sob openly

  2. XXXX: Belongs to h-word
    Well this is unfortunate… Whatever was in egg number 3 appears to have been ingested by a special Egg-parasite. The egg-parasite claims that what it did was for the good of the universe, as the egg was hatching an evil demon bent on torture… Of course he also recommended several urls that turned out to be spam, so his word is to be taken lightly.

  3. GRAND EMPEROR SI: Belongs to rawmon
    You’re egg was smashed during shipping. Our bad… To make it up to you we try to use the egg to make a nice lave-omelet, but to our surprise the yolk came to life screaming “I AM EMPEROR SI GRAND LEADER OF ALL THAT EXISTS.” He claims to have been a emperor in ancient China in a past life, and was reincarnated as the powerful monster we see before us, after tripping down the stairs of his throne and dying. The symbol on his egg corresponds to the Chinese symbol for 4 which is the unluckiest number. We tried explaining that in his current form he is not a powerful monster, but he just kept yelling at us to gather more butter and cheese to make him more powerful. He seems to be confused.

  4. SPECIAL INVENTORY CLEARING FOR Jolly (https://www.weasyl.com/~jolly)

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EGGSELLENT INDUSTRIES THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS YEARS CLEARING HOUSE FIRE SALE
Characters are free to do with as you wish! Eggsellent Industries does reserve to create imperfect clones of these for company experiments, but these here are yours truly! Sell ‘em, kill ‘em, fuck ‘em, make a comic with ‘em, marry ‘em! The world is your egg, damn good judgement!

Designs by Figgs (themrfiggs) but now belong to those listed

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