"I'm gonna eat your ass... literally. Well, not really, but you know what I mean dammit. Asses can be dirty, and I don't know what's gone through there. Ah you know what? Screw you fuckers. All of you."

Gareth, I have a lady boner for your cannibal self. Even though you don't exist, you're hot. ;-;
I can't have a single male character that I can't have a lady boner for... except Brutus, just no.

Gareth (c) Synthetic--Ecstasy/The-Lucky-One