"So that's why the ethically-questionable 'Platymonster Initiative (Trademark Pending)' is perfect for your ethically-questionable super-soldier needs! …O-oh, me? I mean, I-I-I'm not prime specimen for this project, as you can see from the relative size of m-my midsection, haha… No, I'm this way because… well, these kinds of things just… happen, in my line of work. But I promise you, you won't turn if you don't want to!
“Uh, ‘How was I turned’? Well… Like I said, th-things happen. Especially when your bosses rush you and skirt safety protocols (I should not have said that out loud) BUT if YOU follow those protocols, you’ll have nothing to worry about!”
A follow-up to this piece!
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Hauke
I wonder if there'd be a market for fancy corks you could put on the spurs for a bit of flair, instead of a bandage.