Well, Lord Jaguar has been promising this, but it's been YEARS. Still, this is comedic gold.

A supervillain has been using a stolen Cupid's Arrow quite liberally. And for the coitophobic Clay, this has all the makings of a nightmare. A horde of superpowered females, all itching to give him "snoo snoo"?

He's never been more terrified in his life! He's barricaded himself in the men's locker room with his magic clay. But how long will it hold out?