"I wish I could dance like the girls on the television," Elisha sighed, staring at the dancers on screen.

"I can't see why, you're twice as graceful, and hundreds of times more beautiful," her husband, a 9 foot alligator-man named Lynch.

Without warning he lifted her into the air, steadying her with his tail.

"Not to mention you have me, so even if you do decide to take it up, there's no way for you to fall."

Elisha smiled down at the creature.

"With you, I don't need ballet."