This is basically me experiencing driving to Timduru , driving through the Netherlands is annoying, since besides soccer, tailgating is a national sport, especially with beamers. If you drive a BMW and don't tailgate, you will be stopped by the police, and politely asked to tailgate. Its the law.
Belgium. Well, ehm, the road condition is, typical. Although the situation did get better in the last years, it does prove that having a government might be handy to maintain your infrastructure.
But Paris took the cake. I am quite experienced with driving. I have seen quite some weird stuff in my time, but seriously, driving in Paris is like a mix of Carmageddon, Burnout, and GTA. After 5 minutes I was convinced the Parisians were trying to kill me. All of them.