So one time slinko made this song for this RPG way back when and it wasn't very good, or at the very least he would constantly hold it out as an example of something just completely, unequivocally terrible.
So I spiced it up a little bit. It's a pretty cliché arrangement but given the legends surrounding the source material I think I did an okay job.
Then I hastily converted it to mp3 because Weasyl doesn't like midis for some reason.