It's a Sunday. My bills are paid. My chores are done. Why the fuck not?
Master Chief is obviously not mine. Thank you Bungie/343 Industries for the hero of everything, including but not limited to: Earth, humanity, the fate of the Milky Way galaxy, the original Xbox, small children (yum!), the Xbox One, FPS for consoles, my left shoe, african and european swallows, milkshakes, and 'MURICA! (fuckyeah).
StraightOutta by an amusing marketing idea