It's a Sunday. My bills are paid. My chores are done. Why the fuck not?

Master Chief is obviously not mine. Thank you Bungie/343 Industries for the hero of everything, including but not limited to: Earth, humanity, the fate of the Milky Way galaxy, the original Xbox, small children (yum!), the Xbox One, FPS for consoles, my left shoe, african and european swallows, milkshakes, and 'MURICA! (fuckyeah).

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