Raymond

VOILAH~!!! Out with your mug, in with my smug! I can practically already hear my smitten fanclub celebrating my appearance, crisp!

Or perhaps, oh my— They’re cheering for the highly esteemed, squeaky, creaky, shiny, voluptuously dashing Raymond to finish you off…

But, either which way, crisp, have fun spending the rest of your insignificant, boring life encased deep down in my handsome, rubbery celebrity, Star~!