"Wh-whut?! Naw, noooooooo, no no no no, I ain't no giant alien robot. I'm just a truck. Juuuuuuust a truck."

"... Also, I got a permit fer these giant shotguns." ^^; "I, uh.... I put it m' other metal... exo... skeleton...?"

XD Here is Cleatus, who is definitely not an extremely lost Cybertronian mechanoid life form. Totally just an ordinary pickup truck in the middle of Redneckia, USA. >u<; He may have been in that region too long, and has picked up on the culture and accent as a form of camouflage... X3