Visual the purple dope to your heart’s content!
Experience the variety of mediums his bust has gone through!
Now you’ll never forget what he looks like for five hours /at most!/
Now on multiple platforms and websites!
Smack-yo-Face claws and kung-fu grip action!
Thousands of wardrobe styles straight from Mann Co’s [location redacted]
Backpack, so he’s ready for anything! Maybe.
One pair of always-stretchable clothes. Clean often.
A big smile!