Grunkle Vernon: Dang whippersnapper, you don't pounce on a polecat like that!
Hubert: I was trying to yank his tail down you old coot! You had to stick your snout where it don't belong.
Grunkle Vernon: It was just a quick sniff. The nose is a better set of eyes than my peeper. Now dig out some cash. We're out of tomato juice again.
Hubert: But i've bought the tomato juice the last two times!

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