Prayer is when you talk to God. When God talks to you and asks you for coffee, it's . . . a little unprecedented.
Proof I'm completely insane. Inspired by a Gary Larson bit from The Prehistory of the Far Side, I think, although taken in a different direction. I flip-flop on the humor in this one. Sometimes I think it's really funny, other times I think it's frat boy har-har humor. But the people I've shown it to like it!
Copyrighted to me, please don't steal.