Pokemon narrator: The pokemon world is full of wonders and fantastic creatures! Today we see a rare interaction between two pokemon, a great Zoroark and, Oh! a shiny Braixen!
These two pokemon are truly magnificent creatures, I wonder what they are talking about!

Actual conversation
Braixen (Ralis): So, do you like Zoroarks with big butts? or do you like some other kind of pokemon other than Zoroarks, Lucarios perhaps? Yeah, those are kinda cute, and with their mega evo they look SO HOT. Oh you know what I just realized? We have three fingers, like, why? Well I have three fingers, you have like, three claws, can you even grab things with those? do they bend or something? that'd be cool, but weird, don't you think? OHHH BTW Have you seen what my last evo looks like? A Delphox. I swear they are so ugly, I don't ever want to be a Delphox, I'll look for an everstone or something, you are sooo lucky that that is your last evo, you look so good omg.

Zoroark (Linna): eh...

Zoroark Linna (c) RevenantxRhapsody

Super talkative Shiny Braixen & art (c) Shincovi