picks up a handful of snow "Hey,man."
"DON'T YOU DARE."
Makes a snowball with mischievous intent.
"I WILL TURN YOU INTO MY PERSSSONAL HEATED BODY PILLOW AND KEEP YOU COILED UNTIL MORNING COMESss."
*Wide grin engaged
"THISSS ISSS A THREAT!"

The snake kept true to his words.
And for those who wonder, the snake got some warm heated clothing to let him be out and about, at least for shorter sessions.