Everybody say hello to Patch! Patch is from space, though nobody knows where, or why. He just showed up to a small town in Upstate New York and his patches are strange, aside from the monotone USA one, the others are just gibberish–including the name one. So everyone calls him Patch.

He can usually be found in antique shops, poking through various shiny things, and if he’s good he’s allowed to take one to…where ever his home is for free! Patch doesn’t speak, but he’s always curious. During his first visit he didn’t really understand gravity and dropped…many things. He also seems to be a big fan of balloons, as he gets very excited when someone brings him one.

Be nice to Patch, and you’ll get space hugs. <3