"I'm just so happy you agreed to Thanksgiving at my folks' place this year guys! If you guys think I'm a psycho-feeder, my parents will stuff you like a couch! And they don't believe in leftovers either! They'll tie you to the chair until every scrap is gone! I can smell it already: There's gonna be a whole farm's worth of potatoes and veggies, trays of pasta going all the way to the ceiling, hams bigger than your head, and a bird so massive it needs a friggin' forklift to...."