I'm just going to say this now: god dogs are creatures that I made up in my spare time and that I draw for friends and anyone who wants one. What I've made up about them is in the long description below.

God dogs are an alien species of animals. They are easily identified by their large ears, tiny bodies, and six legs. They are sentient and can be trained to learn human language. They have earned their name from their high IQs. In some regions, they're also known as caterpillar dogs.

No one is exactly sure where these little creatures came from, but they quickly learned that they simply crave love and attention, like dogs. They are still subject to scrutiny.

Recently, there have been mutations appearing in many god dogs; so far, the most commonly occurring mutations are: a crippled middle leg, no middle legs, and blindness in either one or both eyes.

The difference between males and females is small; other than genitalia, the only way to tell the difference is that males are typically smaller, fatter, and fluffier than females.