Based on the part of Homestuck where Rose and Terezi are on LOLAR and Terezi goes clown hunting.
dA description:
"Okay, so here's the story:
I found this list of 250 Erotic Prompts and decided to use them to write the most unerotic stories possible. >w<
This is the first prompt.
Also, I was conflicted between writing poetry and fanfiction, so I decided to compromise. Hope you guys don't mind. :P"