Once in a while, somethin' weird happens. Like a friend goes after you with a needle and thread, and you find yourself changing. Fur smoothing down into cloth, hair turning into lengths of yarn. You ever blinked when your eyes are buttons? Weirdest damn sensation.

When life turns you into a plush, make lemonaid. Wait, that doesn't mean anything.

(Fantastic plush bust done by who is, quite clearly, amazing at this.)