Can.. can you stop clenching my right leg crying bitter tears?

It's been a while since I've seen something like this in a while.
It's the Not Doing Hurtful Things Chart by Adequality.

If you'd like to give it a whack yourself, here's the link!
http://fav.me/d8n471t

I guess this the first instance of me using Fem-Ralphy.
..ya know she should really get a name.
Say, if there was a male Féonna he'd probably be named Felix.
Fem-Ralphy?.. what you do you guys think?

Anyhow, I've more things that need to be done.
Lator, gators :D