June 13, 2015 at 06:43:23 UTC
N-nice to meet you! So, what brings you here? I was just...wait, what? Wh-what do you mean, am I a guy? Of course I am! I mean, uh, why, isn't it obvious? What? My hips? I-I guess they ARE a bit wide, gosh... but... uh... oh hey are those cookies?