Crossposting stuff from my FA gallery to here in order to catch up. Below is its old description from there.

A 3/5 Rating of "Dayken's Master Latex Tailoring Shop" by rikkishinzui98

"I have had the worse luck with this shop. I mean, it isn't enough that I end up getting a suit with a big red button on it that induces rapid weight gaining but they don't even keep their promises. I have waited 2 months, 6 days, 13 hours and 27 minutes (actually counted!) in order to get a replacement suit that would end the constant pushing of my button...literally. I end up immobile with fat about 5 times a week, I even got to the size of a building once. Y'know the news report of a large pink and blue mass dwarfing a building 2 weeks ago? Yeah, that was me. Its gotten worse, and all attempts to call and gain information have been set back by "it'll take another week, we're clogged up on orders." You know, if I had half a mind, I would think that the owner is actually enjoying me being in this suit, and getting grown to large sizes. I have a mind to sue this person for this. Customer Service: 2/5, doesn't keep up with promises, conspires to keep customers large and fat. But, he does give off a nice feeling around the place, I always feel welcomed in his shop.

Other than that, this suit is actually quite high quality and super durable. Not even when I was the size of a building did it tear one bit. Cleans easy, super comfortable, always fits with the right kind of snug, super shiny. 5/5

Well I gotta go. I think this time, the mobs have got a battering ram and have maneuvered past the Laser Defense Grid. I may be going building sized a 2nd time today.

Rikki Shinzui, Rad Denizen of the Future, out.
(P.S., SEND HELP.)

So, yeah. Thought this up due to boredom in class and thoughts of latex suits. =p Pretty much. Had fun streaming this though. :D

Rad Future Setting ©    nemo
Dayken the Devious Latex Tailor ©    dayken
Rikki the Helpless Immobile Customer ©    RikkiTheBlackFox