Drunk and disorderly turned into a fist fight which landed them in less than ideal circumstances.
"You're gonna get me outta here if it weren't for you I wouldn't be in here in the first place you son of a gun!"
"Officer I think there's a gnat in here?"

Blame (or thank) tierhund on FA for the idea aha h aA.
And here’s a song for good measure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO10eNicsfQ