Name: Chauncey Taylor Evans.

Species: Domestic shorthair cat.

Age: Mid twenties.

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.” ― Oscar Wilde.

"A prick if you ever saw one, Chauncey pulls off the asshole in the higher rank perfectly. . had he not been stripped of his rank for being an asshole. At his worst, he's a downright coward concerned with nothing but his hygiene. At his best, he's a downright coward that can whip up a lifesaving strategy in no time- if he weren't concerned with nothing but his hygiene. Chauncey's theme song is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sC4PbD8Q0 ."

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"It's a farm boy sprinting over desert dirt

And he's panting the 'Our Father' in staccato spurts.

Now that's his automatic rifle and it tells no lies.

That's his truth in your stomach, it's no alibi,

But the trouble lies on the other side."