This is the character, not me, but we share the sentiment.
Places to Ask:
http://rehgan.deviantart.com/art/Yet-Another-Q-A-493168258
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14947910/
https://www.weasyl.com/submission/774037/yet-another-q-and-a
http://jayfitzmaurice.tumblr.com/ask
https://twitter.com/JayFitzmaurice/status/530874565761990656
Rehgan and Art (c) J. "Rehgan" Fitzmaurice