I even set aside a specific pair, how did I wind up packing them anyway? How.

Fortunately I have an oversized pair I'd kept for tossing instead of packing, so I won't need to sleep in jeans or freeze in underoos.

Breaking News: I am actually a genius and not an idiot because I packed the sleep pants I meant to save into the bag I'm flying with. Crisis averted.

Self and Art (c) J. "Rehgan" Fitzmaurice