For Lauren Rivers and Scotty the Minotaur on FA!

Rowan, the sweet lady cow gets sacrificed by her villagers to the minotaur who lives in a cave in the forest. The villagers think that Rowan is tortured by the minotaur, and suffers to that the village doesnt.

What they dont know is that these two have a romantic affair, and look forward to the yearly "sacrifice" *giggles*