"Look into my eyes. Deeper. Deeeeeeper. DEEPER! Yes. You know what? I'M A RAT! WEEEEEEE!"
If you don't have a Gideon badge then WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Find him at a con, ask him for a $1 badge, obtain it, then be happier in your life. Everyone is getting them. They're like a status symbol. This is from the unofficially titled "Meep" generation of Gideon badges which were drawn at FurFright 2009. Those that came out at FAU 2010 and AC 2010 are of the "Derp" variety. Find a scan of one and you'll understand.