so really really long story short, i'm pretty sure i have some haunted/conspiracy theory shit happening to my new phone like it's not a new-from-the-store-phone and i don't know this things full history but it's really sketchy and i'm certain it's alive

so i named it after a South/Central American cryptid called (no duh) Ya-Te-Veo which is a giant tree with one eye and one mouth (which is totally going on a phone case)

it means "I Already See You"