my friend allie is the most wonderful, beautiful person in the entire universe. even when she thinks less than nothing of herself, she doesn't know how wrong she really is. i can't imagine a world without her, she's as close to a person i can be without being romantic. my platonic soulmate. let's eat garbage and get hit by a car together.

she says i'm her cat, and she's totally a humanized possum. love you boo ;*